Photo: Tre Thomas

Tre Thomas

I loved, loved, LOVED this strapless dress by Jay Godfrey. Can you tell? As I said in the previous post, I typically stay away from strapless things of all kinds, because they tend to push my boobs up to my ears and I look like a shitty drag performer. Moment of truth. I would love to be a drag performer. In fact, I think there is a drag performer living inside me. Hence, why I asked to see that fur stole by Adrienne Landau. As much as I loved this dress and color, it’s a bit much for my office. It looks like I’m going to a Kim Kardashian themed prom, or the baby shower of an Instagram celebrity. We will keep this on the back burner for future use though.