Every day I have more than enough of what I need to get through the day.  I open my mind, body, and spirit to receive abundance in every area of my life.  I repeat this silent prayer to myself over and over again while I walk from Seventh Avenue to Twelfth Avenue to attend an event at Pier 92.  My brain is overloading on anxious thoughts about financial liabilities, weight, writers block, career, and the fact that I am now more afraid than ever to be a black woman in a city living alone.  I pass by about a hundred NYPD officers, and wonder “is he one of the good ones?  Is she?”  I pass through a myriad of smells on the homage to what I only now realize is a trade show for menswear.  There’s the intoxicating allure of Thai food, ramen, and cookies, which is drowned out by smells of poverty and the people who think they’re too good to pick up their dog’s shit.  Isn’t that just like life though?  One minute your mouth is watering for the good things in life, and the next you choke back vomit from the shitty parts.

 

I finally arrive at the Pier, and take the elevator up to the venue space.  The room is full of up and coming designers with their minimalist chic designs, and clear acrylic chairs (that I want to steal and take home to my place).  The sun drenched space is buzzing with influencers, buyers, and “cool kids” carrying Budweiser bottles, because this is a sponsored event, and basically my main reason for coming.  It looks like Solange and Alexander Wang had lots of urban hipster babies, and they all met up to meet their long lost siblings.  There are Doc Martens, Yeezy’s, Stan Smith’s, grey dyed hair, and bull nose rings as far as the eye can see.  My plus one has yet to arrive, so I take a leisurely walk through the maze of clothes in search of the bar.  I finally see an opening to the outside area, and peek my head out to find my way to the booze. “Bar?  It’s this way,” says a black girl with long locks.  “Oh was it that obvious?” I retort with a laugh and a thank you.

 

New York is notorious for old industrial sites that someone re-functions into a cool space for hosting random events.  I pass by a huge, rusted, metal contraption that I’m sure once served an important purpose here, as I follow the sounds of Future mixed into a Rae Sremmurd track.  My calves are burning from my morning run, and lugging laundry up four flights of stairs.  There is a pleasant breeze coming off the water, and life feels kind of cool.  I grab a beer, even though the last time I drank a regular Budweiser was in college, and it didn’t end well.  I sit on a plush white couch adorned with Budweiser logo pillows decorated with the American flag, and text directions to my plus one.  As I sit, and vibe to the music, I am filled with pride in my city.  It makes me so proud that Atlanta artists and producers basically rule music right now, and then an unexpected rage creeps up inside of me.  I look around at all of these non-black people dancing and laughing to our music, doing the dances they’ve seen young, black kids from Atlanta doing on Instagram, wearing and selling our style of clothing, and I feel overwhelmed with anger and jealousy.  They get to put our culture on for novelty and profit, enjoying the fruits of what it means to be black to us, and I am angry at their unknown privilege.  I wonder if they have any concern for what is happening to the people from which their style and dance originated.  I feel angry that they get to turn a blind eye to it, and pretend it’s not their problem.  They get to walk the streets without fear, and anxiety of what will happen to them if a rogue police officer plays judge and jury on the street.  They get to look at the footage of those men and young boys slain by police officers, and not feel the pain and fear of knowing they could be next.  Do they have to fear for their sons, fathers, brothers, uncles, cousins, and friends the way we do?  Did they spend a difficult week at work surrounded by people who don’t look like them, and have to put on a happy face over the sadness of the weaponizing and devaluing of their skin?  They have the luxury of just living their lives without trying to figure out ways to protect themselves, and their children from the people who are supposed to protect them.  I just sit there and wonder if they know, or if they care.  Every stare feels like an insult.  Every fake smile fuels the fire within, and all I can do is hold my invisible crown and think “you do not move me.”  All the while I am thinking about all of these things, they continue to dance, and to laugh, and I wonder when we will ever be as free to be black as they are pretending to be black.

I was pleased to receive an unexpected call from you while I was doing my Saturday morning cleaning, in keeping with the tradition of black women from my end of the black spectrum. We laughed and encouraged each other and exchanged I can’t wait to see you’s. I was happy with the current state of things after we got off the phone.

It was deceptively beautiful outside that day. The sun was shining, and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky, yet it was still cold, ah the treachery. I had plans to meet my best friend Bria for lunch, so I invited another friend, Alice, along to join us. Alice is a damn good time. She’s still new to the city, and I always feel it my obligation to force people to have a great New York experience, so I invite her out all the time. After consuming an obscene amount of Cajun prepared seafood, Alice and I decided to go for margaritas at our favorite spot. I could feel the liquor taking over. Slurred speech didn’t compromise the sincerity of our conversation about life, love, career versus family, etc. When she asked me about you, I felt uneasy. Something in me didn’t feel settled and it wasn’t just the guacamole competing with the tequila in my stomach.

I made my way home and woke up the next day with the same uneasiness. I hadn’t heard from you, and I didn’t care. In fact, I felt like if you never called again I could be perfectly okay with that. Where did this sudden lack of interest come from? Maybe I was just having a moment, and it would pass. Suddenly Sunday turned to Monday as it does if you’re lucky, and then before I knew it Wednesday, and still no word from you. Certain that the sudden distaste I felt would subside, I reached out to you. You were just getting your phone back from Apple, which sounded like a lie, but I didn’t care enough to challenge you on it. I shared with you my concern over my freelance job not paying me on time, and how I wasn’t feeling an event I had to cover that night. I was nervous about paying my rent, and upset that I couldn’t indulge in the simple luxuries that a second stream of income allows for. Instead of offering support, you dismissively asked if I was on my period. The rage that sparked inside me I can’t even put into words. I stopped texting you.

A few days later you asked to see me, and I obliged in hopes that maybe the admiration I felt for you would come back upon seeing your face. With nervous excitement I answered the door. When I saw you I felt nothing. You smelled like weed and alcohol and I didn’t want you to get in my bed. Your imperfect smile was a little less endearing. Your lackadaisical walk lost its appeal, and your presence didn’t excite me in the least. We sat there in silence as I was trying to get the words right in my head to tell you how misogynistic you were for your comment. My argument fell on deaf ears because you refuse to be held accountable for anything. This reminded me of how unsympathetic you were to my cries the night you stood me up. This fueled the rage in me that I tried to keep at bay while the conversation turned into an argument. You patronized, talked over me, ignored my point, questioned my rhetoric, and failed at trying to simplify the situation. The uneasiness turned to distaste, and I wanted nothing more than for you to leave, and when I fell asleep in frustration you did. I breathed deeply with relief when I heard the door close behind you. I took off all of my clothes and stretched out across my bed in sheer bliss over your absence.

Maybe the dislike is permanent. Maybe I’m really over it. But why would I be? Why would I suddenly not want you? You’ve been inconsistent, sure, but am I no longer interested in working through that? What changed? Still I had hopes that there was some sort of stupid ass hormonal glitch and that I would get over whatever caused me to not want you anymore, so I asked you to come over again after you expressed no interest in seeing the new Avengers movie. I disliked you even more when I saw you this time. You were trying to be playful, and I wasn’t interested. You followed me around my small apartment, terrorizing me like the younger sibling I never had and I couldn’t fight it any longer. I asked you to leave. You did so with a kind of righteous indignation that made me even more elated to have your energy removed from my space.

I haven’t missed you. I haven’t been tempted to call or text. I don’t look at my phone in hopes of seeing your number appear, because I deleted you from my contacts. We were two people who gave each other a try, and at some point, for some reason I lost full interest, and maybe you lost interest in me as well. I thought I wanted a relationship so badly. I was so eager for that consistent companionship, and then suddenly I didn’t want it. Or maybe I just didn’t want it from you.

As of last Friday, I am the only one of my three best friends who isn’t engaged. The part of that, which scares me is that I don’t care. I am so turned off by the experience of you that I am now questioning if I even want what I thought I wanted. So now I’m wondering what the hell I want. Maybe I haven’t met the right person. Maybe there isn’t a right person for me. Maybe I secretly want one of those unconventional ass relationships that weirds people out, and elicits statements like “to each his own, but I don’t get it.”   Maybe I still want the same ole thing, just with someone else. What I know for sure is that I am much happier without the anxiety and annoyance that you embodied. By no means do I think you’re a bad guy. I just know for a fact that you aren’t the guy for me. I’ve never felt this before. I’m usually the heartbroken girl over some guy who isn’t over his ex, or is afraid of commitment or some cliche shit like that. But this, this feels good. To be certain. To be sure. To be alone, but not lonely.

 

Morning

Why is it cold in here?  What time is it? Do I have to wake up already?  The sun isn’t up, or is it?  Is it going to be an overcast day?  You have your arms wrapped so securely around me, like you’re afraid I’ll float away if you don’t anchor me.  How do you look the same when you’re asleep as you do when you’re awake?  A bit of insecurity creeps in to steal this moment from me.  I’m wondering what you think when the night disturbs your sleep and you see me.  I remember the text you sent that told me how beautiful you think these moments are, but I don’t allow myself to fully believe you.  I’m still guarded.  You have yet to fully earn my trust and I wonder if you ever will again.  I realize now why it’s cold.  You opened the window for me, because you know how hot I get in my sleep.  You know that I took two Valiums to kill the migraine I had been fighting against all day, and my body is way too limp to do it myself.  The wind is making my shades scrape gently back and forth on the ledge of my window.  I want to see what time it is, but if I move too much I’ll kill this moment.  So I lay there so comfortable that it scares me.  My mind starts to catch up to my body and worry sets in.  If it’s morning, then my other job is now 7 days late paying me.  My rent is due in a week.  I need alternatives.  What can I do to figure this out?  Laundry.  I have so much laundry.  Did I work out this week? No.  Guilt.  I’m supposed to do a photoshoot on Saturday, but I haven’t the money or the body for it.  I should’ve done more to prevent this.  More guilt.  I feel myself slipping back into sleep.  I hear you stirring around, but not enough fully wake me.  You pull my comforter back over me, and kiss my forehead, and tell me to have a good day.  You close my window.  You take my trash out when you leave.  I hear the drumroll and awake to find that you’re gone, and now I have to face the day.  Can I call in?  I’m not ready.  Snooze.  Snooze.  Damn I’m gonna be late.

 

Afternoon

I wonder if she can tell how annoyed I am with her talking to me.  There’s something in her teeth, and I won’t tell her out of spite.  She’ll figure it out.  I’ve been sitting at my desk reading Their Eyes Were Watching God to pass the time.  There are so many things to consider about the state of black people.  The dynamics between black men and black women.  The fact that so much of what was said here still applies now.  Was she ahead of her time, or are we behind in our evolution?  My thoughts get disturbed by people asking me to do this, or that.  Work isn’t so bad.  I would still rather be here than some of the other jobs I’ve had, but sometimes I fear the mask I put on to come here wears off.  I fear that they can see my dissatisfaction with being the only black person here, and the most junior person here at that.  Office politics play out in front of my desk all day, and I feel like I’m the only person in an audience watching a play, because I can’t believe the things they think are important are real.  There isn’t enough strife in your personal life, so you come to work to create a little bit of friction just so you can feel alive, and I pity you.  I pity you that talking down to people is the only thing you have to get you through.  Ain’t you tired?

Night

6:00 PM hits and I rush to the bathroom.  I can change into the metallic gold dress I bought, put on my strappy heels, and my red lipstick and take off the mask.  Now I can go live my real life.  I’m adjusting myself in the mirror of the elevator, and I hope I don’t run into anyone on my way out.  I don’t feel like lying about where I’m going, or exchanging pleasantries with “All Lives Matter” types.  I want to go feel like myself.  There’s a light drizzle, and I can’t really afford to take a cab. The Louboutin store is only a few blocks driving, but it would feel like an eternity walking in heels in the rain.  Screw it.  Cab it is.  I get in and tell him the address.

As we pass by the stores on Madison Avenue, I flashback to three years ago.  I was taking a cab halfway to the Louboutin store from school, because I couldn’t afford to pay for the whole ride there.  I was terrified to take the subway back then, which is comical to me now.  I got out and walked about seven blocks in the most uncomfortable flat shoes ever.  It was raining that day too.  The humidity had gotten to my edges, so I dipped into a coffee shop to check myself out.  I smoothed out my hair and changed into my heels.  I walked in on the plush red carpet that covers their floor.  Down the stairs I could see a tall, thin blonde with boxes and boxes of red soles scattered about her feet, and sales people fawning over her.  I wondered how many of those she’s going to buy, and how much of an impact it probably wouldn’t have on her account.  I gave my quick pitch to the manager of the store and hand her my envelope clad resume and cover letter that had been revised a thousand times, going back and forth with my career advisor on campus.  She humored me, but I knew in my heart that, that resume and cover letter would never see the light of day.  They would stay in that envelope in the bottom of some drawer for years until someone finally tossed it.  That was one of about a dozen passive rejections I got that year.  As we pass by the Oscar de la Renta store that I had to run to a hundred times during my stint as an intern at the corporate office, I remember the feeling of validation from finally getting that yes a year after all those rejections.  A smile creeps across my face.

We arrive at the store where they’re hosting a preview event for their Spring 2016 collection.  I am in the back of the cab shuffling between one card or another trying to figure out which one will hurt the least to put this $11 ride on, but the machine is broken.  He asks if I have cash, and I regretfully tell him no.  We sit there in awkward silence until he finally just lets me out.  A free cab ride.  I walk into the store and give my name to the publicist working the door.  There’s a server standing nearby with a silver tray of champagne and cocktails, as I walk across the same plush red carpet to the same counter, only this time my presence was requested here.  I take the envelope of clues given to help us solve the murder mystery which is the premise of the event, and find that they gifted us a free Louboutin polish.  I wonder if I can get an extra for Rivea.  She would love this.  My gold dress is drawing all kinds of compliments, and my red lip always gets a “what color is that?” from a few people.  I chat with a girl from Staten Island about our handbag philosophies while an African server keeps refilling my champagne glass.  He has very kind eyes, and a beautiful accent.  After taking a few Snaps to make sure I get paid for attending this event, I head home.

I’m on the train listening to one of my favorite podcasts, and they’re discussing marriage.  I think about how I actually feel about the subject myself.  My opinion on it is always changing.  I think about Janie as if she is a real person I know, and in a way she is.  I think about where I left off in the book.  She’s tried yet again to find happiness with a man, and happiness continues to elude her.  So many women look at marriage like it’s supposed to complete them, and I wonder if that’s true.  Not being married I can’t quite say. In church, they teach us that marriage should be everyone’s goal in life, and that you won’t be complete until you find that person and he finds you.  I question that so often now.    Have we been sold a lie?  I see so few people who are happily married.  I see so few people who are getting married who are excited about spending their life with someone.  Rather they are stuck between excited for the wedding, and stressed out about paying for and planning it.  I have friends who are slaves to the concept of marriage, because until they check that off of their list of things to do they won’t be happy.  I think about how we are slaves to our bodies, because if we want to have children that window of time is only but so open.  I think about how I never want to be somebody’s “baby mama,” and that Parker* is my only motivation for wanting to be married at some point.  I want Parker to grow up in a home with both of their parents loving each other and loving them even more for completing us.  I find myself thinking about Parker often.  What I want to teach, what I hope to learn.  What I hope to give.  Parker won’t be able to say “before I was even thought of,” because I have thought of them so often without even knowing where they will come from.   By the time I have showered and gotten into bed, I am happy where I am.  I feel relieved that I don’t actually have to be either of those women struggling with marriage right now.  I’m happy that I can just explore being me for now.  I’m happy that when I need him, there’s a man who will come pick me up and make me blush over drinks.  Who will hold my hand and stand on the outside closer to the street when we walk. Who will hold me securely as I sleep, and take out my trash when he leaves, and kiss my forehead to wish me well before I face the day without him.  And right now, that’s all I need.

 

*What I’m naming my first child, boy or girl.

A few people asked me what I thought about the visual and emotional journey that was Beyonce’s “Lemonade,” and I shied away from saying much about it, because I don’t quite feel qualified. Much of the imagery was lost on me. I have to admit that I didn’t fully understand the reference points of some of the visuals, yet they still evoked emotions, and that is what art of all kinds is intended to do. I may not be able to write a thesis paper about the African and Creole reverences, the cinematography, what this meant, what that meant, but I can tell you that I felt everything in earnest. Art, if nothing else should make you feel something. I cried, laughed, gasped, twerked, thought reeeallllly hard about some painful stuff, and felt full at the end. I enjoyed the fashion, the shade to side chicks, and fuck boys, the forgiveness and redemption, the pride of being a black woman, the cameos, the voice overs, all of that. More than anything I enjoyed seeing a stripped down, and vulnerable Beyonce.

My biggest criticism of Beyonce is also why I so admire her. She has both a ubiquitous presence, and a huge air of mystery around her personal life. This is a balance that not many celebs of her stature can seem to find. She and Kerry Washington tend to lead the way in being wildly popular and present in the zeitgeist, while also keeping us all the hell up out of their personal business. For this reason I never really felt the connection to Bey that a lot of people did from the beginning of her career. I could always acknowledge that her work was good, and that she was an amazing performer, but I never felt the “personal” connection that we’ve felt with Mary, Monica, Faith, and the like. The first glimpse of Beyonce the Real Person came when I saw her perform “Resentment.” The pain she put into singing that song was the most real she ever was to me. I never saw that person again until the self-titled Beyonce album, where she let us in a little more. This past Saturday though, we saw her completely stripped down. She sang about the complete experience of being a black woman from her own perspective, which despite how far away from our reality she is, is still very similar to ours. There are an infinite amount of ways to be a black woman, but the thing that unites us is the way the world views us. Regardless of what walk of life we come from, or the texture of our hair, or the shade of brown we are, or the amount of education we have or don’t have, or our socioeconomic status, we are united under the label of Black Woman. Lemonade explored that experience. There was so much vulnerability from scene to scene. How bold a notion it is to be vulnerable, because in doing so you give onlookers permission to rip you to shreds if they choose to. The sad part is that while many women looked on with pride, men came out the woodworks in a pitiful display of butt hurtness that was almost difficult to witness.

Malcolm X’s speech “Who Taught You To Hate Yourself?” was spoken in 1962, yet those decades old words still resonated with me so much during the film.

“The most disrespected woman in America, is the black woman. The most un-protected person in America is the black woman. The most neglected person in America, is the black woman.”

The current relevance of those words is piercing. Yet, in the end we see the celebration of black womanhood.  It all comes together, and it’s just…magical.  It was amazing to see such hoopla made over what is in its essence, at its core, a visual introspection into the complexities of living and loving as a black woman.  That shit is dope.

Man.  Life comes at you fast. I knew yesterday would be a long day.  I had work at my day job, then two events to cover afterwards.  It’s easy to get through a long day if I love what I’m wearing.  Hence, why I think insurance should pay for my aesthetic upkeep.  The way I see it, clothes are a part of the maintenance of my mental health wellness, but I digress.  Around 3:00 is when I felt the exhaustion creep up, so I drank a strong cup of black tea to at least keep my eyes open.

When 6:00 hit, I was out the door and en route to the Americano hotel.  I was on the 7 train and looked up to find that it was just me and a white business man wearing a cheap suit on the train car as Hudson Yards is now the last stop for that line.  He was digging up his nose with such ferocity that I legit got nauseous.  I know you see me sitting here.  Why do you feel it is appropriate to do that in public?  I was outraged and quickly got off the train and emptied almost all of my hand sanitizer into my palm.  I emerge from the subway station a little confused and trying to get my bearings.  I’m not sure where the hell I am, and I hate that, especially when I’m wearing heels.  This happens to me often though, because I have a piss poor sense of direction.  Something just told me to turn right, and I instantly knew where I was.  I walked right up on the Coach building.  The very steps I burst into tears on when I was fired a little over a year ago were right there in front of me.  It was like walking into a crime scene.  As I get closer to the steps I see a blonde haired woman with a cute little pixie cut and realize that it was the VP of the department I was cut from.  She was such a nice woman.  When I interviewed for that job, we found ourselves sitting in her large office talking for about an hour about life, love, faith, balancing it all.  I have held on to her email address since then, and always wanted to email her just to tell her thank you, but I never did.  I guess I was afraid she was disappointed in me or something, or that she probably didn’t give a shit.  I walked up to her and said “hi, I’m sure you don’t remember me.”  She cut me off and said, “Yes I do.  You worked in allocation.  How are you doing?”  We chatted for a while and I told her how much I appreciated our conversation that day.  She asked what I was doing now, and told me how happy she is that I moved on from there.  I promised to email her and keep in touch as I scurried off to party.

Tonight’s event was Essence’s Best in Black Beauty Awards.  I was headed to the pre-reception, and by the time I arrived Jazmine Sullivan and Elle Varner had already spoken.  Sweet treats and hors d’oeuvres had already been picked over.  Drinks had started to perspire, and people were slowly filing out to go to the awards.  I recognized a few of the faces of bloggers, and influencers and proceeded to get Snaps for work.  I felt awkward and immediately regretted not making someone come with me.  I am notorious for going to things by myself, but in this moment I felt so self-conscious.  I felt my imposter syndrome creep up, and narcissistically thought everyone was staring at me.  “Am I out of place?  Do I belong here?  Do I look out of place?  Ugh I have to get out of my own head,” I thought.  The publicist running the event who I had been emailing for the past two weeks introduced herself and invited me to ride to the awards with her.  She’s a little shorter than me with the cutest little baby bump.  PR girls here are the absolute sweetest, and I’m basically nobody in terms of notoriety, so I just assume it’s part of their job.  The best are the drunk white PR girls who start spilling the tea about who’s awful to work with.

We arrive at a warehouse venue space decorated like a carnival.  There’s a Lady Gaga circa 2011 lookalike on stilts, twirling rings.  Girls are walking around carrying trays of caramel, cajun, and buttered popcorn.  Cotton candy machines are pumping, drinks are flowing, and the line for the gift bags is growing.  I mingle for a while until my feet start to give me major attitude.  I meet a guy who swears I can hit him up to use his Tommy Hilfiger discount.  A gorgeous little brownie with a face beat for the Gods chats me up in line, and we exchange Instagram handles.

Someone taps me on the shoulder and I assume it is to tell me to get the hell out of the way, but it’s Kela Walker.  “I love the way you put this together,” she says eyeing me up and down, and complimenting my dress.  “Thank you so much,” I blush.  A compliment from her is like next level.  We exchange pleasantries and I tell her how I was just hawking over her Instagram looking for inspiration.  I mispronounce her name, and she graciously corrects me (so embarrassing).  We take a few selfies after we find our lighting, and part ways.  Just when my feet are about to give up on me, I find a spot to chill and sit.  The DJ’s have started to play Prince music, and an older Trinidadian woman tells me about how she was trying to get over the flu herself a few weeks ago, as she asks me how I feel about Prince’s death.  Just as I’m about to change into my flats and head home, I see Tichina Arnold and Teyonah Parris on the step and repeat outside.  Tichina Arnold is legend so I have to chat her up!  I stalked her for a while to be honest, and finally got to take a pic with her.  I need to research if she’s ever made any comparisons between herself and the character she’s most known for, Pam, because I swear that’s how she really acts.  She is warm and humble but hilarious.  “What do you attribute your longevity and success to in this business?” I ask as people are lined up to get pics with her.  “I love what I do.  I started when I was young.  Show business is like your boyfriend.  It can be really good to you sometimes, and it can be not so good to you sometimes.  The question is will you still love it even when it’s not good to you?”  She is talking to me like it’s just me and her in the room.  It’s like talking to your mom’s cool sister who did really well in life.  After she gives me a hug and I thank her for her contribution to the culture, I finally feel like I can go home having accomplished something.

It is a perfect Spring evening.  It’s warm, but not too warm.  The wind blows softly, and I’m a little nervous that I’m gonna have a Marilyn Monroe moment as my dress billows around my ankles.  Just a little over a year ago I thought about leaving this place.  I thought about giving up.  The city had chewed me up, and spit me back out, and I was done.  Now I am literally in the midst of my dreams.  It’s not easy.  It’s not perfect.  I am tired as hell, but I am so thankful and so full.

I truly hate feeling jealous. It is just the absolute worst on all fronts, and it leads to a vicious cycle. It goes like this: jealousy, followed by guilt because of said jealousy, followed by insecurity, then more guilt. I am insanely blessed in my own right. This isn’t even in comparison to anyone else, but just looking back to where I was just a year ago compared to where I am now is still unbelievable to me. I firmly believe in trusting God’s timing, and that whatever is for you is already yours as long as you put in the work, the law of attraction and all that jazz. So you can understand why I feel pretty shitty being jealous of anyone.

It all started yesterday. I came in to the office super amped up on bulletproof coffee, ready to take on the day and make Tuesday my bitch. As an aside I find Tuesdays are the hardest weekdays to get through, because there’s nothing special about a Tuesday. Monday is the first day of the week, and while some look at it as draining as hell, I try to look at it as a fresh start. Wednesday is the middle of the week, so there’s light at the end of the tunnel. Thursday is the precursor to Friday, and it’s Shondaland day for a few months. Friday is the best day of the week. You work on Fridays so you have permission to have well-deserved fun. You can stay out late and make questionable decisions without having to wake up early the next day. All good things happen on Friday. Tuesday is just blah, so I think of it as the day you should indulge in something. Break your diet, have a drink, drink a coffee with an obscene amount of calories, just do something to get you through.

Anyway, back to the story. I did my usual morning routine of looking on fashion sites and social media to immerse myself in the social zeitgeist. This gives me inspiration for stories and sometimes life. As I was cruising through Twitter I saw that a fashion blogger I casually know was invited to hang out with a woman who is basically my fairy fashion God mother. I haven’t seen anyone with the actual career I want, but if I had to liken my career goals to anyone’s, it would be hers. I’ve been around her a few times, but was too nervous to say anything, plus I didn’t feel confident in my look at all. How can I present myself as a fashion writer when I don’t look the part? If back in the day when Kanye met Jay and he wasn’t prepared to spit bars, where would we be? There would be no ultralight beams!!!  Upon reading this I instantly felt green with envy.

More often than not, jealousy is a sign of insecurity…or is that just me?  This dreadful feeling is a signal that I need to do some major self-evaluation. I started to wonder if maybe I’m not working hard enough to get my work noticed. This is a looming fear of mine, because no matter how much writing I do, how many events I attend, or how much reading and research I do, I always feel like I could be doing more. Seeing that tweet reinforced that fear, and made it seem completely rational.

I reached out to a friend who is a publicist to rant vent about how I feel overlooked in the industry.  I RSVP’d attending to my own pity party as I started in on the “maybe I’m not working hard enough, maybe I’m not good enough speech.” She cut me off before I got too deep with it, and gave me some pretty solid, level headed advice.  This is what I call a “Relax Bitch” moment.  “You need to make you the face of your brand. More of you. Less of them,” she said matter of factly. “Your Instagram is full of other people, but we don’t see you. Look at Karen Civil, and these other people. They have a brand and they are the face of that brand. That’s not the case for you. You’re basically selling two different things here.” I thought long and hard about what she was saying. None of it was foreign to me. I’ve known that I need to do more style pics of myself for a while, but I thought I could skirt around it. I’m just not that confident in my style or my body these days, so putting both of those things on display sounds like the worse thing. People around me tend to think I look great, but how I feel and what they perceive are worlds apart. Style, much like body image is a very personal thing.  So even if someone is telling you, you look great, if you don’t feel it, it’s like white noise.

Great style starts from the inside out.  Even people who I think look ridiculous can still pull that off because they are comfortable looking ridiculous.  I have seen so many girls who don’t have the prettiest faces, but because they carry themselves with a certain level of confidence, and therefore have great style, they appear stunning.  They have this great energy that radiates off of them and attracts the right kind of attention.  The kind that gets you noticed by the right people.  Looks obviously aren’t everything, but having confidence, and therefore great style makes a world of difference in the way the world perceives you.  Have you ever noticed how differently people at work respond to you when you like how you look?

I know this sounds insanely shallow, but we live in such an aesthetically driven society these days.  For example, I literally got turned down to write for a publication because they said I didn’t have enough Instagram followers.  As ridiculous as that sounds, it’s valid.  Fashion models nowadays actually get hired based on their following.  While I have no interest in modeling, I do want a name in fashion, and in order to get that I have to prove my knowledge with my own look.  Is that scary?  Hell yeah.  Is it odd that the success or failure of my brand relies on me promoting how I look?  Hell yeah. But this is fashion, and fashion is visual, so I have to give the people some visuals (deep sigh).  This means being comfortable with my weight (even while I’m transitioning to a smaller/healthier me) and confident in my style.  It’s not just clothes and makeup.  It’s really about how I feel about me.  That lack of confidence is holding back, and has held me back for a while.

Jealousy will bring all kinds of hidden insecurities to the surface.  When you start comparing yourself to others, hating on others, and being jealous, it’s time to self-evaluate.  You can sit in it and be one of those people who comments horrible things under celebrity Instagram photos, or you can get to the root of it, and use it to motivate you.  Otherwise it will manifest itself in ugly ways.  Are you comfortable being Azealia Banks?  I think not.

 

A few things I’m here for this week…

Bulletproof Coffee: Attending

There are quite a few things in this life that I enjoy, but don’t have discerning taste with them at all, namely: wine, coffee, and beer. I love those three things, but I am probably the most basic drinker of each of those. I will drink wine out of a box as long as it’s red. Coffee is one of the ways I know God loves me. It’s like doing cocaine without the negative effects, you know like death or whatever. I truly don’t know the difference between Folgers and Starbucks. I mean it’s just coffee, right? Wrong! My dear white feminist friend Meredith put me on game to French Buttered Coffee AKA Bulletproof Coffee. It has become one of the greatest discoveries of my life. Right up there with good edge control. It’s basically french pressed coffee blended with grassfed butter and MCT oil. The whole idea is that you drink it in lieu of breakfast, and it gives you mental clarity, energy, blah, blah, blah. The concept came from this guy named Dave Asprey who is a tech entrpreneur, author, and Silicon Valley investor. I had no idea who he was, or what the effects of this coffee were supposed to be, but I swear my mood was so elevated after drinking it. There has been no actual medical testing to say whether or not this is a healthy practice, and I wouldn’t drink it everyday, because it’s buttered coffee for the love of God. However, when I need an extra boost to get me through what I know will be a long or drianing day, I know where to turn.

 

In case you can’t tell I am quite the  Beyoncé FAN. I want to make it clear that I am a fan and not a Stan, because those people freak me out. Stans treat their stars as if they are perfect beings who are beyond reproach, and that honor I cannot bestow upon anyone, but my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ (she said with a deep Southern accent). Now that, that’s out of the way we can get to the point. When Elle released the interview that accompanied their  Beyoncé issue I was eager to read it. She has mastered the art of being a ubiquitous global icon, and moving with stealth-like anonymity at the same damn time. The woman keeps her personal life just that: personal. Yet, I still read her interviews because in the midst of her standard answers to cliche questions, she drops gems that resonate with exactly where I am in life. She was posed with the question: How do you feel about the role of business-woman, running your own company? Her answer almost jumped off the page at me.

“It’s exciting, but having the power to make every final decision and being accountable for them is definitely a burden and a blessing.”

We are a generation of entrepreneurs. Just scroll through your Instagram if you need proof.  We love the idea of owning our own business because we want to be our own boss. We want to wake up whenever, do whatever, call the shots, and have to answer to no one. That sounds like a sweet deal until you realize that the power to do those things also means that your success or failure lies solely on you. If you don’t make yourself wake up on time, set a schedule, manage it, come up with the ideas, and implement them, then that failure really all falls on you. I want so badly for my writing to reach other people and to resonate with people I don’t even know. The responsibility to get my material to those people is mine.

As I look over my notebooks that are crowded with lots of little notes and ideas and things to talk over with my blogging consultant, my mind races. I am both thrilled and anxious at the same time. I have the power to make these decisions…to say what my brand should look like, what I want to communicate, what my strategy is, how I’ll execute it, etc. With that power comes the knowledge that no one else can wake up and do what I do for me.  If I don’t do it, then I will fail.  That’s scary.  And then I hear the voices of naysayers in my head. “You should change your logo.” “You need to rethink the name of the site.” “Why would anyone listen to what you have to say about fashion? Your style is boring. You dress like a cute secretary.” (Can you believe that bitch? I am basically a full time secretary jack ass.)

I know hope people mean well, but those things stay in the back of my mind and feed the fear of failure that dwells back there as well.

I have the power to create the life and the career that I want. I have the power to take care of and protect myself and my energy. We all do.  We all have more power than we realize and on some level we know that, that power comes with great responsibility.  Question is: how do we tap into it without feeling overwhelmed by it?

 

I think the key to it is to focus.  With greater opportunities come greater responsibilities, and your priorities have to change in order to stay focused.  When I was feeling like a Meek Mill diss track last week I watched a sermon about this very thing.  “We can’t go into new places in life with the same old habits.”  You can pray for greater but when greater comes, you have to become greater as well, and that means focusing even harder on the goal.  Distractions from the periphery of life will come, but you have to zoom in and crop that out like you’re the only cute one in a group pic.  Find your power.  Tap into it.  Protect it like it’s a limited edition Alaia dress.  And focus.

You know how people seem to have these rules in life they swear by? Well I have a few too. Some are very shallow like how I don’t believe in kitten heels or espadrille wedges. Some are more serious like how I don’t believe in kitten heels or espadrille wedges, but I also know that people change. I have read and re-read the ‘Four Agreements’ just as much as the next millennial outchea looking for answers, and still I venture to say that if you have felt the exact same way about something for your entire life, then you have not grown or learned anything at all. My views on abortion, for example, have changed since I first learned what exactly they are way back when. With that being said there is this one rule that has remained a constant in my life. I have never wavered or doubted its power to cause change at all. For as long as I can remember I have always submitted to the belief that when you feel your absolute worst, you should look your best. It is for this reason that if I were to get a divorce, there’s a strong chance you would see me walking around in a vintage Marchesa gown for no reason at all other than me trying to make myself feel better. I didn’t realize I believed in this until this one time in high school when this guy hit me.

Don’t get alarmed. This wasn’t a guy I knew or anything, so much so that I probably could not pick him out of a lineup today. It all started as a huge misunderstanding. He mistakenly thought I had locked him out of class because he was late, and decided to throw paper at me and call me a bitch for the duration of the class period. This was during my more…angry days. I resolved with myself that I would have my brother, boyfriend, or some combination of the two along with their friends see about him post haste. On the way to my next class he was staring me down like he wanted to run up. Again, this was back when I thought I was Billy Badass. I walked up to him and said something to the extent of “you will be seen about after school.” As I was walking away, this poor dumb soul snuck me. I mean he literally came up behind me and punched me directly in the jaw. I was so stunned that I blacked out for at least fifteen seconds and staggered back against the wall. The only clue I had as to what happened was the taste of blood filling my mouth and hearing the crowd that had gathered around saying “oh shit he hit her.” A close friend of my brother’s just so happened to be coming down the hall. He picked me up and carried me to the principal’s office. I would liken him to a linebacker and I weighed maybe 98 pounds at the time. For some inexplicable reason I got suspended from school for five days. Gender inequality is a real bitch and always has been, right? I was so embarrassed to come back to school having to admit I had been knocked out even though it was by a guy. So I wore my finest camel colored boots from Bakers paired with the latest in Express accessories and Baby Phat jeans (judge me, it was the early 2000’s). All anyone could focus on upon my return was that I was fly as shit.

From that experience I learned that it makes me feel better to look better. Judge me if you will but it gets me by when life treats me like a Ciara single on the radio. Some people do yoga, I beat my face and put together a nice look. It soothes me.

Fresh off of an emotional roller coaster with “The Boy” I still found myself hurt and confused on Friday. A part of me wanted to be alone in the comfort of my bed, but I still felt compelled to get out and see some friends. I headed an hour away to another part of Brooklyn to see Chelsea’s new (super cute) place. We had drinks, Snapchats, good convo, and randomly some boiled hot dogs. In my tequila haze they were rather tasty. I then headed to the Meatpacking District for a friend’s birthday gathering. I changed into my laser cut booties before getting off the train. As soon as I walked down the stairs into the red light filled lounge area I regretted being there. I’m still sad and trying not to be as a I get readjusted to the loneliness being single can sometimes bring. Fortunately no one was trying to stay there too long, so we all parted ways shortly after my arrival.

I took the long way to the train. I need to gather my thoughts. Without Kanye or Future or Bryson drowning them out in my ears. I walk through crowds of men yelling the usual bullshit at me which is infuriating. One is even so bold as to grab me. I whip around and tell him “don’t ever put your fucking hands on me.” He raises his hands in surrender, but I still want to kick him in the nads. Frustration and rage are boiling over in my mind, resulting in the wells of my eyes pooling with tears. I lower my head so as to not attract any further unwanted attention. I sense someone coming towards me and I look up to see someone standing at least 6 feet tall wearing platform stiletto boots, a Nicole Kidman level lacefront, and all the makeup Sephora has to offer. There are sparkles beaming off of this substantial person from rhinestones, glitter, and heavily adorned nails. “Oh honey you are eating it tonight! Yaaaassssss,” she says with a few snaps and a deep voice with lisps. I instantly feel better and smile saying, “thank you so much” as she twirls off into the night. I wonder if she’ll get harassed by the same group of men I did, or if they’ll be too afraid of her stature or their own sexuality to say anything to her. The ride home is long, and I am still left with my thoughts. Wondering if he will actually ever call, or if I should call him. This gives me another massive headache, but I’ve been drinking too much to take a Valium. I sleep it off when I finally get home. I wake up stretched across my entire bed, scarf nowhere in sight, to the sounds of my Spanish speaking neighbor’s kids playing the hallway. For the first time in two months he’s not the first thing on my mind when I wake up. All I’m wondering is: what will I wear today?

I get really comfy in my bed, and brace myself for the worse. This can’t end well, I think to myself. He tries to start the conversation off with pleasantries. How was your workout? Did you stick to your meal plan today? I immediately shut it down and get straight to the point.

“I need to know what happened and why. Why would you make plans with me and just not show up or call or text and let me know you’re not coming? I don’t cook for anybody. I barely cook for myself, so for me to go out of my way to do something for you and you feel no obligation to explain yourself is beyond insulting.” From there he goes into his reluctance to explain himself and we agree that we should take a step back, and stop doing relationship things since we aren’t prepared to go in that direction. He can’t promise that inconsistencies won’t happen again. Here I was thinking we were slowly cruising to Relationship Town, but we’ve come to a screeching halt at the Avenue of Pump Your Brakes, and I Ain’t Ready Boulevard. I feel crushed. The things I got so used to him doing he won’t be doing anymore. I know that’s for the best and all because I don’t want to be lead on, but damn, I felt like we were so close. Wrong again.

We are both hesitant to rush into a relationship. Him because he just got out of a three year relationship in November, and me because I want to take my time before committing to anyone. At my age, there’s no purpose in a commitment if you don’t see yourself marrying the person. Otherwise, you are wasting each other’s time and blocking the potential to meet other candidates. I fully believe that we should be diversifying our portfolios. So you see why I am perfectly fine not having a title just yet, but I will not ever again in my life allow anyone to disrespect me even in the dating phase. I can’t just roll over and accept inconsistency…not again.

So how do we put this on hold without it ending? He proposes we just go on dates for a while. No sleeping over, just date and start from scratch and see what happens from there. I still have that sinking feeling in my stomach. You know the one where you’re on a roller coaster, and just before it drops down, your ears get hot, and your anxiety is at its highest because you know you’re about to fall? I whisper an almost inaudible okay to end the conversation. I take a Valium. I stretch out on my new sheets on my new mattress on my new bed in my new apartment, and I feel comforted that I don’t have to share this with anyone yet. Everything in this place is mine. I worked hard for all of it, and I feel a sense of pride for protecting myself and my space, because this isn’t something I used to do.

I used to be the kind of girl who just wanted to be cool. I never wanted to say too boldly what I wanted or set any standards, because I was so scared of coming off as a nag or a bitch, or running a guy off. What I came to realize after being run over and drug by some guys is that if you don’t set standards, they will seriously do whatever you allow. Furthermore, if you strike fear, anger or resistance in the heart of a guy for saying how you want to be treated, then he’s just not that into you, and that’s okay. That’s a hard pill to swallow, I know. It’s a major blow to your ego to accept that someone you want doesn’t want you or want you the way you want them, but a man who wants you wholeheartedly with no questions can’t be scared off. Have you ever had a person have an unrequited crush on you? You remember how relentlessly they pursued you without you doing much of anything? It’s because they knew they wanted you.

I woke up today not needing my Winter coat and was reminded that Spring/Summer AKA Choosing Season is coming up. So all’s well that ends well.

In closing, I would like to remind you what the great philosopher Gucci Mane once said: girls (men) are like buses, miss one next fifteen one coming.