A few things I’m here for this week…

Bulletproof Coffee: Attending

There are quite a few things in this life that I enjoy, but don’t have discerning taste with them at all, namely: wine, coffee, and beer. I love those three things, but I am probably the most basic drinker of each of those. I will drink wine out of a box as long as it’s red. Coffee is one of the ways I know God loves me. It’s like doing cocaine without the negative effects, you know like death or whatever. I truly don’t know the difference between Folgers and Starbucks. I mean it’s just coffee, right? Wrong! My dear white feminist friend Meredith put me on game to French Buttered Coffee AKA Bulletproof Coffee. It has become one of the greatest discoveries of my life. Right up there with good edge control. It’s basically french pressed coffee blended with grassfed butter and MCT oil. The whole idea is that you drink it in lieu of breakfast, and it gives you mental clarity, energy, blah, blah, blah. The concept came from this guy named Dave Asprey who is a tech entrpreneur, author, and Silicon Valley investor. I had no idea who he was, or what the effects of this coffee were supposed to be, but I swear my mood was so elevated after drinking it. There has been no actual medical testing to say whether or not this is a healthy practice, and I wouldn’t drink it everyday, because it’s buttered coffee for the love of God. However, when I need an extra boost to get me through what I know will be a long or drianing day, I know where to turn.