Photo: Kaptured by Kiesha

Hello, I have found the pants I’m going to live in for the rest of my life.  If I get married, I’m wearing them in my wedding. If you get married, I’m wearing them to your wedding.  If there’s a sudden apocalyptic event, I hope my remains are mummified in these pants and the descriptive card at the museum in the future reads “Get into these pants doe!”