As much as I love a good party, I find my office Holiday party to be so stressful. I have a strict rule about not drinking with co-workers, because some white people tend to get way too damn comfortable at social functions when they’ve been drinking. All of a sudden they start sounding a little…Trumpy, and want to know how your hair feels. So then I feel compelled to drink from the top shelf open bar, because how else am I supposed to get through that? Hence, I focus my energy on deciding what to wear, and just hoping for best with everything else.